
Lakewood resident Perry Allen, 34, got a little lost on his way to Stouffer’s on the east side last weekend.
The drinks he had had earlier that night probably didn’t help much.
Either way, he pulled into a Sunoco gas station to ask for directions, according to Solon’s Patch blog. The guy he spoke with, however, was a Solon police officer.
As Allen inquired about the nearby thrift store, the officer picked up on the alcohol on his breath and went right into the field sobriety test.
The man didn’t pass – and he never made it to Stouffer’s.
Relatedly, Google Maps is back in the iPhone app store today. That should help weary travelers en route to french bread pizzas.
This article appears in Dec 12-18, 2012.

Lakewood chalks up another rocket scientist….Add him to the list that also includes the two bridge bombers and a host of other MENSA dropouts….
Oh Lakewood your sooooooooooo cool!!!
AIR POWER!!
Welcome to not-so-Greater Cleveland! Would you expect anything less?
Was the cop in uniform ?
If so, what a dumbass.
Another fantastic human being contributing great things to our world!