It’s one thing to have your wedding ring stolen, a completely different dish if that valuable and memory-packed piece of bling gets secreted away by the perp in their special parts. Unfortunately, that’s exactly what 19-year-old Elizabeth Jones did when she stole from Wakeman resident Michele Halliwell.
According to the Sandusky Register, Jones was part of a roofing crew working on Halliwell’s house recently. The Elyria resident asked the homeowner if she could come inside and use the bathroom. Later in the day, Halliwell noticed her husband’s wedding ring was gone. Her purse and wallet had been disturbed. And Grandma’s diamond ring — that was AWOL as well. Together, the jewelry cost around $5,000.
This article appears in Jun 8-14, 2011.

tampering? more like tamponning!
That’s funny!!
My sympathy to the female nurse as she dons the rubber glove…”ok lady, bend over, part them cheeks, and smile”.
Just dump them into a bowl of alcohol for a couple of hours and then pretend they got muddy while scrubbing them with alcohol.