In a tactic familiar to conniving bullies everywhere, a man in — you guessed it — Elyria is now facing felony gross sexual imposition charges after allegedly trying to convince two teenage girls that they would receive payment from the Illuminati if they consented to sexual relations with him.
I know what you’re thinking: What other conniving bully fabricates bogus allegiances with nonexistent secret societies to lure or otherwise sexually entice unsuspecting teenagers?
Answer: not many, granted. However, bullies are historically fond of inventing fake rewards to bend the will of impressionable youngsters.
According to an assistant county prosecutor in Lorain County — via the reporting of Brad Dicken at the Chronicle-Telegram — this dude Nelson Torres (for that is the name of our Illuminati emissary) usually just offers “points” for sex rituals. Or rather, he’ll tell teenage girls that they can join a secret society and thereafter earn points by performing various tasks and blow jobs.
Nelson also told the girl that “the more points, the more money,” according to court documents. When the teen asked if it was illegal, Nelson said it wasn’t, but that she “would have to go out of her comfort zone,”
Yeah, but who wouldn’t go out of her comfort zone for a few extra fake points?
This article appears in Aug 28 – Sep 3, 2013.
He probably should have mentioned what amazing rewards those points can be redeemed for. The “Illuminati Coffee Maker” on page 7 of the catalog would surely have been a major selling point.
the shame
Hey don’t you dis the Illuminati Coffee Maker…..its quiet convenient actually, it fits in your pocket, and makes any kind of coffee appear, however you want it…..Its one of the many kind of Illuminati Technology that the inferior people who inhabit this world, and aren’t apart of our organization aren’t aloud to have…like the cure for cancer….and every known disease….and their not aloud to know about….oh shit, this isn’t the illuminati forum page is it? welp, time to take my cynide pill for spilling the beans….its either that or deal with the harsh ruling of the illuminati law enforces.
Where is this Illuminaughty catalog???.. I wanna peek at it.
OMG… I HAVE TO COMMENT! Mr Torres, when I knew him about five years ago… a 350 lb mexican with a bum eye, from backyard extreme wrestling… was a DEVOUT Christian. He worked at Chick-fil-A in Strongsville, and hell I even bailed him out of jail for driving without a license once… this guy is a creep of all creeps… and now I read this…
guess it goes to show… you really dont know shit about a person… wow… glad i fell outta touch with the fool!
@Chase Jenks, LOL, I have to hand it to you, that reply was awesome. I take back my undue criticism of the Illuminati Coffee Maker. I’m sure your cyanide pill has taken effect by now, but if it hasn’t, kudos to you on the hilarious reply. Well played.
This guy, is someone very importamt to me…. he made a mistake amd paid for it, get over it and get a life…. because you don’t know even if he did something terrible… he’s the sweetest guy out there, with kids and I’m one of them so get over it!
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