Hear that ominous and growing noise? The war drums are beating across Lake Erie. A trade dispute between two nations is getting nasty, and you can thank those NAFTA-bucking nativists down in Columbus for inciting a possible international conflict.
From the Columbus Dispatch comes this report: the Canadian consul has filed a complaint with Franklin County. They say two Canadian companies were excluded from a bidding process for county government work because they weren’t Red, White and Blue-born operations.
This article appears in Dec 1-7, 2010.

Hey now…One of my VERY best friends and old Fraternity Brother is part Canadian AND British…But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t stick a shiv in my back and steal the cold Moleson Ice right out of my hand as I fall to the ground dead…
Yessir…We got a problem and I say Parma is kicked out of any protection from the Geneva Convention, that way they can work out all their aggressions and go apeshit on the hilbillies that are squatting there. After a few death squad rounds to cull the herd they’ll feel good enough to sit down and work this thing out like adults…
Yes, you may have discovered our ferocity when it comes to office furniture……but you ain’t seen NOTHIN’ if you try to mess with our BC Bud distribution system……
REMEMBER THE 1992/3 TORONTO BLUE JAYS
WE WILL CRUSH YOUR TRIBE!!!
….errr, excuse me…..sorry….didn’t mean to shout….sorry…..