Dong signage has appeared elsewhere in Tremont in recent days, which indicates that this genitally inclined sign-making rapscallion may have multiple copies on hand and may be prepared to go the distance — that is, to keep replenishing destroyed or dismantled street signs until the pandemic is over and he/she/they will presumably have something more urgent with which to occupy their time.
As recently as this weekend, both “Weiner” and “Beaver” street signs adorned the intersections of Kenilworth and W. 11th and Fairfield and W. 10th, respectively. (They are both now gone.)
Secured with blue painter’s tape, the signs are extremely low-tech, (and also harmless, not even rising to the level of true vandalism). But the bright blue background and white lettering are enough to fool at first-glance.
It’s no dildo on a cop car, but it might be enough to keep the COVID blues at bay for a moment or two.
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This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2020.
Nothing a paint ball or pellet gun would not bring a stop to.
Snow penises, childish graffiti, trees that smell like male ejaculate. These are the stories brought to you by the same writers who think you should listen to them when it comes to covid19 and politics.
Here’s to hoping Vince gets plowed by a 1985 Astro Van driven by an easily distracted chucklehead trying to navigate Tremont streets.
… what happens when theres a fire and the responders aren’t looking for Dildo Ave?
I live near a street named Attica. In ’71 I was living out West, but if I had been here I would have sprayed every street sign RED, as often as possible, until the city saw fit to change the name.
That’s how pissed off I was about the prison guards, the National Guard, and state troopers all mowing down dozens of cons at that facility.
My wife’s first husband had a cousin who was a guard there when all that shit went down in ’71. Did he kill anybody? Don’t know. Never met the dude.
Constabulary 32, Cons 11 – If just seeing that name get your panties that twisted, you really need to grow a set.
It’s a word jockstrap.
Whoa, this guy above was an internet tough guy BEFORE the internet!!!!
Done yet? Or do you have a few more zingers in your ammo pouch?
Since I’ll never be doing anything else again, I can do this 24/7.
I will out-snark you, outlast you, and eventually I will outlive you.
Thanks for the light comedy street sign miscreant
Sooo childlike.
Get a life
Fix your own goddam head before you start telling SCENE what to do.
Sam and Vince, you have a serious problem here that needs killing.
Make sure you have the correct caliber bullets, take a gander down the barrel and check to be sure the trigger works before you venture to eliminate those that dare express a different opinion than you.
Dolt 45 needs to be banned from Twitter, and you need a smartphone enema. Right up the old wazoo. Anything to get you to STFU and get you off this site. Sam and Vince need to man up. Put down your goddam phone, stop rantig here, and get a fucking life.Fat chance that will happen. This IS your life. Go outside and let someone sneeze on you.
If you’re gonna be a prankster and a vandal, learn how to spell first.
A hot dog is a “wiener”…not a “weiner.” Named for Wien (Vienna), the city in Europe. Must be a native Clevelander…and a product of the Cleveland schools.
Now, is that some funny shit? No. It’s lame and juvenile pranking.
The more coverage it gets, the more stupidity you will be seeing.