
You really won’t find a better police blotter item today. Promise.
GHOST ATTACK, GRANGER ROAD: A woman on Granger Road ran outside naked from the waist down yelling for a neighbor to call police because she was shot and then passed out.
A rescue squad was called to the scene and found the woman unconscious and without any gunshot wounds. When she came to, she was in the emergency room at Medina General Hospital and claimed to have been attacked by ghosts. She refused medical treatment.
This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2010.

YES! YES YES!
You gotta watch out for those rape ghosts that shoot people. I wonder what kind of crazy drugs she was on?