
Good morning, Cleveland!
Ya hungry? In the need for some nitrates? Or were you late to work today and wondering why?
Well, a truck flipped on the near the I-271 ramp to I-77 north this morning, littering the asphalt with yummy hot dogs that are probably no longer safe for consumption. Or, as consumable as they were before they hit the pavement. Either way.
The drive was taken to a local hospital. His condition is unknown.
This article appears in May 8-14, 2013.

Egads! I hope they weren’t Hebrew Nationals. That would be a tragedy!
If they were hebrew nationals, especially those giant 1/4 pound ones, that would have been a tragedy. Hopefully they were those crappy ones they sell at The Jake during the $1 dog nights. Those things are horrible, unless used as a laxative.