Gets really mad if refused sex

  • Gets really mad if refused sex

More advice for the women here—we just can’t pass this one up.

There are tried and true methods to get your husband to have sex with you: Start talking about the things he’s good at, an impromptu and relaxing neck and shoulder massage, maybe dig that sexy garter-corset-fishnet ensemble out from the bottom of the drawer and put it on. The list could go on.

What definitely will not work is to get stupid drunk and beat him up.

This method could however, get you arrested, just like Vera Baaske, 44, of Sandusky. And she called the cops herself.

According to NewsNet 5, Baaske and her husband enjoyed a Sunday of shopping, followed by a stop at a bar for a drink (In Vera’s case it may have been several drinks).

This article appears in Dec 14-20, 2011.

4 replies on “How Not to Get Your Husband to Have Sex With You”

  1. Drunk, mean and stupid is often what happens to many of us when we drink too much. It is usually men, but women can go off also. I think hill-billy girls are the ones most likely to get violent when drunk, but that’s probably because there are a lot of hill-billy girls who are Irish and therefore like drinking, sex, and fighting.
    If you ever see a hill-billy couple fighting in a bar don’t try to break it up cause they will both turn on you beat the shit out of you for interferance. Then they will tell the cops that they were having a discussion, and some stranger started fighting with them for no reason. And then the whole bar will confirm what the hill-billy couple says, and you will be taken to jail for assult….don’t believe me? Go hang out at a hill-billy bar on W25, try to break up a fight between any two hillbillys—men on men; men on women; women on men; or women on women—all will have pretty much the same result: you will get the crap beat out of you and go to jail for assult…then you might take another ass whipping or two at the jail house. Truth is often stranger than fiction.

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