You know how cops are always dragging you out of your vehicle and beating you because you’re black? Well, if such finer points of law enforcement interest you, we have the perfect learning experience for you! In April, the Cleveland Police Department will be holding two free seven-week “Citizen Police Academies.” …
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2008.

If what you say about the Cleveland
PO-leese’s failed attempts at black-rabble management is true, then I hope all 25 enrollees in every single one of the Citizen’s Police Academy are occupied by Lakewood cops armed with notepads, video camers and tape recorders.