ABC recently announced that “All My Children” and “One Life to Live” would not be returning to the screens of lonely housewives, relaxing stay-at-home moms, and old women after this season. This news sent shockwaves through the country. Soap operas, after all, are part of the fabric of TV and America.
Reaction has been strong and negative. Fans flooded the network with pleas to reconsider. Message boards flared up with angry and desperate missives. Grandmas from coast to coast spewed vitriol and four-letter words at their big-box television screens, nearly spilling their slo gin fizzes in the commotion.
One man, however, had the power to make a bigger stand for everyone’s favorite long-lost-sister’s-twin-marries-father’s-gay-lover-who-came-back-from-the-dead entertainment.
This article appears in Apr 20-26, 2011.

LOL Great writing, very witty 🙂 You now have a new reader. Thanks for the laugh!
Just for the record I’m not an old lady nor a stay at home mom, I work 12 hour days and still watch all of ABC soaps that’s what dvr’s are for to tape the shows you love!!
I know many Men and Women that work and still watch soaps!!!
Too funny I love the writing…you have a new reader