These complaints are Senyak’s M.O. He was Loren Naji’s chief antagonist in 2014, when Naji’s Studio Gallery was shut down for various violations, and he is presumed to relish his self-appointed role as the near west side’s zoning authority and moral North Star.
Now, Senyak’s at it again. This time he’s badgering the city’s building and housing department (on behalf of himself and, he says, other complainants) to enforce assembly regulations at Canopy Collective, a gallery on Lorain Avenue, and Weenie A Go Go, the hot dog spot on W. 25th.
Senyak has been vilified by neighbors and the press, characterized as a hostile element in a community happily marching forward and up. Responding to an email from an assistant fire chief in the wake of a complaint earlier this month, Councilman Joe Cimperman called Senyak’s latest effort a “bullying, brazen, bellicose, and bizarre attack on the neighborhood.”
The prevailing thinking on Senyak is that he’s a curmudgeon, sort of Rottweiler-ish in mien and ‘tude; that he’s an asshole; that he fails to grasp the organic magic of the community vis-a-vis extemporaneous concerts and so forth; and that he’s maliciously subjecting well-intentioned entrepreneurs to the quagmires of zoning law — a subject on which the well-intentioned entrepreneurs were never even briefed. (Scene chronicled Senyak’s obsessive cataloging and reporting of burnt-out streetlights to Cleveland Public Power back in August 2010.)
Senyak’s nom de guerre, assigned by unfriendlies on Facebook, is the Fun Burglar.
Due to his latest push, Canopy has canceled most of its programming until proper permits are obtained. Dan Ball, from the City of Cleveland, said that Canopy owner Erika Durham submitted her application for a new permit on Feb. 22, and the initial zoning review should be completed this week.
The recent dust-up started in early February. Senyak, in emails sent to upward of 27 city and state officials, as well as some media members, complained about Canopy’s live entertainment and alcohol service. “They are even charging a cover charge tonight at Canopy. $5.00 a person. I wonder what comes with $5.00? Alcoholic beverages?” In other emails, he passed along a note from a “resident” named Ricky Dobesh who complained about Canopy’s transgressions and applauded Senyak’s efforts.
(A public records search revealed no one with the name “Dobesh” living in Cleveland. Senyak conceded that Dobesh might be a made-up online persona, but vigorously denied allegations that it was he.)
Durham, for her part, has attributed the predicament to some very old laws and a lack of understanding and communication. She told Scene at a “cash mob” event Sunday afternoon that when she got the place, she was under the impression that she had everything she needed on the permits front.With respect to Senyak himself, she said she couldn’t direct all her frustrations at him because what he’s doing is technically legal.
“It sucks that he chooses to spend his time this way,” she said, “but our efforts should be on changing these laws.”
Durham said she intends to work with Joe Cimperman’s city council replacement to help craft new, sensible legislation for business owners like her.
Jessica Johnson, who owns Weenie A Go Go, told Scene she was dismayed by Senyak’s complaints. She said they felt personally vindictive and that she thought Senyak might even be targeting female business owners. At any rate, she didn’t understand why he was so focused on her open mic night, the genesis of Senyak’s complaint.
“It’s like he thinks music is some festering, evil thing,” she said. “I’ve been to Portland and Seattle, cool places where open mics and acoustic nights happen all the time. We’re the rock and roll capital of the world and we’re not supposed to have any music?”
Johnson moved to Cleveland in March of 2015 and opened Weenie A Go Go in January of this year. She said she saw Senyak on the Thursday after the Super Bowl, when she hosted an open mic from about 7 – 10 p.m.**CORRECTION: The open mic was the Thursday evening before the Super Bowl, not after, and Senyak denies that he was ever there. He said he’s never been to Weenie A Go Go; when he submitted his complaint, he sent photos that he’d found on Facebook.**
“He was there with his face in the window,” she said. “A few people were reading poems. I played the guitar. Nothing was plugged in. I just don’t get it — are we supposed to go after Mariachi bands at Mexican restaurants?”
If you ask Senyak (which we did), the answer is yes, assuming the theoretical Mexican restaurant’s A2 assembly permits aren’t in order.
But Senyak rejects his portrayal as a music hater, or even as a harassing antagonist of small business owners. He was on a committee that helped modify occupancy laws for four years and said he personally insisted, in 2011, on a stipulation that would permit coffee shops and galleries to have “acoustical performances.”
“Musicians went crazy,” Senyak told Scene by phone. “They thought I was trying to ban entertainment when it was already banned.”
Senyak admitted that the laws on the books are “outdated and arbitrary,” but that if they’re enforced at all, they ought to be enforced consistently. “When you see businesses in a neighborhood doing something that other business had to jump through a legal hoop to do, and they’re not doing it, it becomes an issue,” he said.
After all, Senyak doesn’t only target artsy establishments; he helped rid Ohio City of Envy Nightclub, recognized pretty universally as a blight on the neighborhood, in 2011.
“But then these troublesome bars have argued with the City of Cleveland that they’re being picked on,” Senyak said, “because bars in trendy areas are doing the same thing and getting away with it.”
Councilman Joe Cimperman, who will remain in office for the remainder of March while he interviews potential replacements for his council seat, scoffs at that justification.
“If there’s something that’s genuinely hurting the community or causing pain for the people who live there, you absolutely understand the need to try to stop it,” he told Scene by phone. “But these are people who live in the community who are making it a better place.”
Cimperman said he’s not even convinced the laws need to be re-written.
“Does it make sense for us to say, ‘This is building community, no one’s dying, let it be?’” he wondered. “[Senyak] is a person with a vindictive personal agenda creating a total headache for everyone at City Hall because these complaints legitimately take people off of viable threats and concerns. I’m sure as hell not gonna sit here and let these [business owners] be viciously attacked by someone whose agenda is to point out that they’re not perfect.”
Cimperman said he has worked with Senyak for 18 years (Senyak served on the board of Tremont West Development Corporation) and that they’ve agreed and disagreed on many issues in the past. They worked together to close down bars “where young people were getting shot,” for one, but Cimperman said he’s always baffled by these occasional neighborhood blitzes — brazen, bellicose, bizarre, etc.
“You don’t need your nuclear arsenal,” Cimperman said, “every time you see something you disagree with.”
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 1, 2016.




#hipsterssociallivesmatter
These nasty neighborhood dopes have crazed grandeur in their eyes and mushy brains due to imagining they are the appointed city councilman by having on fast dial the phone numbers of the real councilman’s ward office and building & housing inspectors. And what typically drives the weird watchmen is a bitter jealousy and hatred of successful entrepreneurs, businessmen and neighbors on the block — since “they” are always wrong and must cut corners to get ahead.
It’s all fun and games until a place burns up and there’s 50 dead people inside.
Keep on ’em, Henry and other concerned citizens!
They always blame the messenger. Don’t sweat it.
Ohio City is like a box of Granola…full of fruits, flakes and especially NUTS !!!
give ’em hell Henry…
Hope Canopy is paying the Cle admission tax that places like The Beachland have to pay
“Councilman Joe Cimperman, who will remain in office for the remainder of March while he interviews potential replacements for his council seat…”
Democracy.
That’s an interesting point, FlatsUprising. The 2012 legislation that rolled the tax rate back for places like the Beachland exempted venues holding 150 or fewer. I wonder what Canopy’s capacity is.
Ok, I read this entire article. Lots of nasty things about the guy, but what exactly are the code violations he’s complaining about? You say laws are outdated, what are they? Perhaps if you had set up the story first before launching an attack, your readers might have enough context to understand whatever the heck you’re railing against?
Garry can you please enlighten us with an incident in Cleveland where there was a fire and 50 people burned up? Or even 5 where faults in code compliance were the cause? Don’t be an idiot.
Im sure there are more tactful ways to improve upon neighborhood safety at businesses than he is taking.
So our Council Members make decisions to ignore our ordinances (laws) because ‘noone’s dying or getting hurt’?) Hmmmm. I bet I can get out of a speeding ticket in my neighborhood with that reasoning :/ Permit fees are just taxes, and if a business of any size needs to get a permit for it’s events or its occupancy, thats the price of business. I’m certain any patrons would surely be charged taxes on their purchases at this establishment. Pay your fair share of taxes and follow the laws of the area.
Everyone wants laws and regulations and zoning as long as THEY don’t have to follow them. Nobody in Tremont wants a rowdy biker bar or a strip club in the neighborhood, and these ordinances were created to keep that sort of element out.
Senyak might very well be the biggest prick-of-misery that ever walked the earth, but it sounds like he’s pretty consistent with his attentiveness to make sure everyone is following the rules.
If you think your local art gallery or coffee house or bar is being unfairly burdened by a law or zoning issue, the solution is to contact your elected officials and have the code changed; not bitch about the guy who points out the infractions and violations.
Selectively enforcing the law leads to cronyism, which ultimately destroys a community. Ignorance of the law is no excuse; even for an entrepreneur…and I say that as an entrepreneur myself.
SHAME on Cleveland Scene for trying to portray this guy as a villain. He may be a busy-body, but he’s at least consistent, and he clearly has had a vested interest in the neighborhood for a long, long time.
Ostensibly, what needs to be done, is making a CLEAR permit list, so that establishments dont get mired in red tape in order to be legit. It seems the more someone tries to do the ‘right’ thing, the more bullshit they have to wade through… How about streamlining the process, to make it easier for establishments to SUCCEED in the City of Cleveland… too easy right???
I don’t know what this fool’s problem is, but it couldn’t happen to nicer deadbeat than Jessica Johnson. I’ll go make some popcorn, provided it doesn’t violate local ordinance.
Well if we’re going to enforce everything that’s on the books now, maybe we can start enforcing the blue laws again. I would love to see people taken to jail for cutting their grass on a Sunday. Oh wait, those laws are stupid and therefore not enforced. Makes sense.