How was your weekend, average Clevelander? Did you have snake poop shoved in your mouth? No? Then you had a better weekend than Amber Pennell.
The Chronicle Telegram reports that Pennell, 21, had a tiff with Matthew Rudisill, 24, with whom she has a child and house with.
It all started when our gentleman called our lady and told her he was going to trash her bedroom. She hustled back home to find nothing wrong with her room but Rudisill waiting for her. She understandably was not pleased and wanted to get the hell out of Dodge, but Rudisill blocked her exit and wielded his pet coral snake (poisonous), and threatened to unleash to beast (not a metaphor).
This article appears in Sep 28 – Oct 4, 2011.

This story right here is proof that now-a-days, you have to do a background check and mental evaluations on anyone you are even considering dating or having around your kids. This right here is indeed some sick as shit. NO PUN INTENDED!!!
Snake feces is a delicasy in some countries.