Gentlemen, just a friendly tip here. Not a good call to whip it out and masturbate in your car in the parking lot of a mall. Not only does no one want to see that, if they do see it, it’s likely that you’ll be in a spot of trouble.
Not everyone needs that reminder, but Anthony Salvatore, a 22-year-old from Willowick, does. it seems Salvatore was chilling in his car Thursday when he spotted a lady in the car next to him. Naturally, he then unzipped his pants, exposed his Sears Tower, and began to masturbate. According to the News-Herald, the woman did not take kindly to this overt gesture of sexuality and male nudity.
The woman, thankfully, caught his license plate number and helped the cops track him down. When they did they discovered that he’d been previously convicted of public indecency on January 5, so he got a second-degree misdemeanor instead of a fourth-degree.
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2011.
Mebbe him and the chick that was masturbating while driving oughtta hook up (?) I’m just sayin’…
“When in doubt, I whip it out; I got me a Rock-n-Roll band & it’s a free for all…”
well? did he cum or what?!
A real WHACK job
everybody beats to a different drummer
Sick, sick people.
Being a chain choker is much healthier than being a chain smoker. it was just a stroke of bad luck that he got caught.