No one wants to see an old man masturbating in his driveway, so here are two cute cats in a sink.

  • No one wants to see an old man masturbating in his driveway, so here are two cute cats in a sink.

It’s a cold and rainy Monday, so maybe this advice is unnecessary today (shrinkage and everything), but in advance of some nice weather this weekend, we’d like to remind you that it’s highly illegal to not only masturbate outside, but to masturbate outside in front of children.

This public-service announcement is brought to you by the News-Herald and a Mentor man who wrestled the purple-headed yogurt-slinger while standing naked outside his house.

This article appears in May 11-17, 2011.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

One reply on “Man Arrested for Masturbating in Front of Kids”

  1. What is this world coming to when you can’t even rub and tug in the privacy of your own driveway??

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