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Triple-A slugger Matt LaPorta is supposedly twittering under the account Gator4God. It looks real, but you never know. Check out his full feed here. Below are some highlights, including his thoughts on Percy Harvin and American Idol. (H/T to Lets Go Tribe.)

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This article appears in Apr 22-28, 2009.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.