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Good morning, Cleveland. Here’s some stuff to read while you add chorizo to the Big Popper sandwich at Melt. Trust us.

— NASA funding is in limbo as the space cadets await President Obama’s budget today. Let’s see how badly the President wants to find aliens. (Cleveland.com)

— The Improv is closing up shop at one location that you never visited and moving to another that you will never visit. (Cleveland.com)

— An Oberlin woman who just turned 100 says of how she made it this long: “I don’t believe in exercise — I like to sit.” There is hope for all of us. (Lorain Morning Journal)

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Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.