Last year the Parma police department came under fire for a golf outing at Ridgewood where male attendees had plenty of attention paid to their shafts, and we’re not just talking about the ones on their golf clubs. WKYC reported that on the 6th hole men buried their heads in the bare chests of strippers, received lapdances, and engaged in other untoward behavior.
The outing was organized by Parma Police Sgt. Tom Siedlecki benefited a state patrolmen softball association, and, presumably, the egos of men who paid good money to have beautiful women pay attention to them.
A review of the incident has resulted in strict punishment for all involved. Just kidding. No one’s getting punished.
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2011.
