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Ohio State Senator Kris Jordan, a Republican who reps Ohio’s 19th district, introduce Senate Bill 94 on Thursday which would ban the creation of human-animal hybrids. Bear with us for a second, as we were unaware that such a bill was needed. Apparently the Buckeye State is in imminent danger of being plagued by scientists creating centaurs.

The bill would also ban human cloning, which Jordan — who, let us be clear, is not a scientist, addressed in a press release:

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

4 replies on “Ohio Bill Would Ban Human-Animal Hybrids”

  1. Are you kidding me. What a waste of tax payer money. As I see it republicans should not be breeding because I find no humanity in them. Lets introduce that law.

  2. Ditto…what a joke and waste a money…No wonder I don’t believe in God or politicians like this one…

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