A man on house arrest dialed up the South Euclid police department to let them know that he decided “fuck it” and went out and got high, as a courtesy or something. “Y’all know where I’m at. I’m on GPS.”

Thank you?

The South Euclid PD posted the conversation on its Facebook page so you could listen for yourself.

This article appears in Jul 13-19, 2016.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.