Update IV: Remember that handsome gentleman pictured over at the right? If you don't, Peter Bower is the name, dog sex is the game.
Fido fondness led Bower to previously engage in unspeakable acts with pooches, which he admitted. But Ohio didn't have any bestiality laws on the books, so the four-legged enthusiast pleaded out to animal cruelty charges. Among the terms and conditions he agreed to: community service, counseling, and a mandatory ban from owning or being around animals, lest they be subjected to the same treatment he gave the life-size inflatable sheep he was once found sexing. (Yep, that happened.)
But it seems Bower couldn't control himself. He took to the internet to offer his services as a dog-sitter, violated his probation, and was arrested. Via 10TV:
According to Shelby police, Peter Bower violated the terms of his probation by posting on a Web site that he was available to dog-sit.
His post also stated that he recently lost his two dogs and missed them, 10TV News reported.
And by "missed" he meant "missed fucking." But that kind of detail is probably not how to gain entry into the world of dog-sitting.
The theme of this morning's blog posts: Ohio is really f&*king strange, and without a doubt, winning the "Ohio or Florida?" game this week.