Update IV: Remember that handsome gentleman pictured over at the right? If you don’t, Peter Bower is the name, dog sex is the game.
Fido fondness led Bower to previously engage in unspeakable acts with pooches, which he admitted. But Ohio didn’t have any bestiality laws on the books, so the four-legged enthusiast pleaded out to animal cruelty charges. Among the terms and conditions he agreed to: community service, counseling, and a mandatory ban from owning or being around animals, lest they be subjected to the same treatment he gave the life-size inflatable sheep he was once found sexing. (Yep, that happened.)
But it seems Bower couldn’t control himself. He took to the internet to offer his services as a dog-sitter, violated his probation, and was arrested. Via 10TV:
According to Shelby police, Peter Bower violated the terms of his probation by posting on a Web site that he was available to dog-sit.
His post also stated that he recently lost his two dogs and missed them, 10TV News reported.
And by “missed” he meant “missed fucking.” But that kind of detail is probably not how to gain entry into the world of dog-sitting.
Update III:
The theme of this morning’s blog posts: Ohio is really f&*king strange, and without a doubt, winning the “Ohio or Florida?” game this week.
This article appears in Jun 6-12, 2012.

So, like, if you have sex with a sheep, two dead dogs, and a horse, is that hitting for the cycle?
What ever happened to “let sleeping dogs lie”?
I guess the new saying is “Lay sleeping dogs”
This is one sick human being (& I use that term loosely). If they give that poor dog back to him, I’m going to get a posse together and go save her and any other animals he has. Throw the useless piece of garbage in a deep hole and cover him with concrete. I’ll dig the hole & buy the concrete! That’s even too good for the likes of him. Do not insult decent, upstanding, taxpaying citizens with making us pay to feed and shelter him. He is sooooooooo NOT worth it!
And they called it “puppy love”
He should change his name to Bowwower or maybe Baahhhher. (bada bum – thank you, thank you, I’m here all week. Try the veal!)
that’s one sick bastard!
That’s one sick puppy!!!
This is one sick guy for sure! Hope they finally get the new bestiality laws in!
This POS is unfit to live