No one wants to be stuck in the middle seat. Things can get even more squished if the folks on either side of you are larger than your average human being.
Now, there are good ways and bad ways to handle that situation. Good way: a polite word or two, a joke, a smile.
Bad way: letting the guy next to you, who happens to be Browns lineman Phil Taylor, catch you texting your friend that there’s a big “black” guy next to you, adding “FML.”
Taylor trolled him hard. (Via A Factory of Sadness)

Visual evidence of Taylor doing his best to make the guy uncomfortable after the jump.
This article appears in Mar 21-27, 2012.

phil taylor with all that money can’t go first class? these definitely are tough times!
if he’s living within his means by traveling in coach, i’m proud of him. i’m also proud of him for making that racist turd uncomfortable
He’s racist for calling a black guy a black guy? That’s pretty harsh don’t ya think?
Hipster dooshbag….
This is hilarious, lol. Always liked that Phil Taylor fellow, like him even more now.