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We figured it was best to wait a few days for the post-opening-loss funk to fall off before posting this picture. Maybe you we’re a little too Muni-lotted out by game time on Sunday to catch it, but before the Browns’ season kicked off in terrible fashion, a large contingent of protesters stood near the Free stamp on East 9th, braying out their feelings about the Eagles’ QB Michael Vicks’ history with animals.

So keep this in mind in light of Sunday’s performance: Michael Vick might have led the Eagles to a win, but he’ll always be an inhuman a-hole.

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This article appears in Sep 5-11, 2012.

5 replies on “Pic of the Day: Despite Win, Michael Vick Will Always Be a Dick”

  1. Vick the Dick should have never been allowed to play again after his crimes against animals. The guy is a monster!

  2. I thought Vic was rehabbed and now loves animals and life to the max. Maybe he needs to get with Donald Trump and the fighting Kochs. I mean we eat chickens and even their cocks so why not put the old spurs on them and let them pluck each others feathers and ring each others necks? Maybe we could have Donald and his fighting Kochs come to the Casino and entertain our more primitive tastes. Maybe before the election so he can also pitch his ‘Birther’ ideas before his fighting Kochs perform for us by the ‘Free Stamp’. Maybe Mitt and Deer Hunter Ryan could attend and help Donald Trump with crowd control or leading the pledge to Grover Norquist before the fights. Maybe our governor and the veteran running against Brown could attend and make a whole republican Cleveland Convetion right here. Maybe we could get Hank Williams Jr to sing some songs about how all the rowdy hill-billys hate the President of the USA. Maybe.

  4. I will never understand why we have people calling for Vick to be permanently banned from the NFL. I have never heard a similar call from these same people asking for NFL players that have killed human beings or committed rapes or permanently injured other human beings to be similarly punished. But this is because a lot of these people value the lives of animals over that of fellow human beings. What Vick did is horrible and inexcusable, but is it really worse than rape or murder?

  5. Vick would have been a perfect fit for the Browns and the Dawg Pound. The irony would be so thick you could cut it with a knife.

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