The paper in Mt. Vernon is lucky. Up here in the city, nothing much exciting happens, so we’re forced to write about semi-interesting stuff to fill space in the paper each week, because if we have one single guiding philosophy, it’s that something is better than nothing. (Feel free to disagree in the comments.)
Down in Mt. Vernon, however, they have news. Front-page worthy.
(Via Reddit. And yes, we know this pic is old [see the “fall back” notice], but it tickles us nonetheless.)
This article appears in Jul 20-26, 2011.
Yeah…He’s scratching his butt on the door handle, prolly has worms…