Your tax dollars at work, Mayfield Hts (via Cleveland.com):
MAYFIELD HEIGHTS
ASSIST, MAYFIELD ROAD: An extremely upset resident called police at 2:10 a.m. June 17 because her cat was stuck behind a couch. Responding officers safely rescued the cat.
This article appears in Jun 22-28, 2011.

2:10am. Hmm. Might that read “An extremely INEBRIATED resident” called instead?
I can’t understand why the police responded. They should have just told her to open a can of food or some treats and that cat would have popped right out. Or just gone to bed and in the morning the cat would probably be curled up next to her. Sheesh.