In the latest installment of anti-nutrition news, say hello to the latest evidence that Jamie Oliver is never going to fix the American diet. They’re called Lazy Cakes, a new treat billed by their manufacturer as “The Official Relaxation Brownie.” And yes, they’re lurking in a convenience store near you.
How do they help one relax, you might ask? They’re stockpiled with melatonin, a naturally occurring chemical that can lead to drowsiness and nausea; when taken in high doses, the substance is known to interrupt the central nervous system and cause difficulty breathing. And so naturally, they’re a hit with kids and stoners.
Observers say the treat pairs well with Marley’s Mellow Mood, a newly available “relaxation drink” geared toward a tightly wound brand of underachiever.
This article appears in May 11-17, 2011.
Geared toward an underachiever?I dont know about you but I know plenty of potheads that probably make more money then you.I also know lots of potheads that Definitely make more money then you,this is legal money.Way to be a stereotypical douche.
Correction, aar0n: You know lots of recreational pot users. You don’t know any potheads. By definition, a pothead is a person who has smoked himself stupid. You know, stupid enough to spend four damn dollars on a snack that will be eaten in two minutes.
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