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Not even a month after two donkeys ran wild through the suburban streets of Brecksville terrorizing dogs and humans alike, there’s a fresh report out of Bay Village of porcine trouble.

Via WKYC:

Police say a resident called police about 11 a.m. Saturday morning.

The Forestview Road resident said she was chased by a pig while she was walking her 1-year-old along the sidewalk.

And, well, that’s about the end of the report, but just let that mental image of a mom running in fear away from a pig settle in for a second.

Police talked to the pig’s owner and warned him about letting his pig, ya know, run wild.

With any luck, a goat will be found wandering the streets of Strongsville today to complete the farm animal trifecta.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

4 replies on “Report: Pig Loose in Bay Village, Chasing Humans”

  1. Beware of those Bay Village pigs. They are a rough crew, and I heard a report that the mom running for her life described the pig as having a teardrop tattoo under its eye. You know what that means…

  2. Omg!!!! The I am the pigs owner! Yes the police reported that the pig “charged” the lady!! I had to laugh…the pig is more I interested in food that people. She is so domesticated that we have her litter box trained. I don’t know who the lady is but I DO have that teardrop image in my head!! Lmfao. Ali (the 25 lb mini pig) wouldn’t hurt a fly!!!!

  3. I will gladly protect everyone from this death-bringing pig of destruction! Pig roast on the evening that it gets loose and attacks someone again!

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