This teen is a computer generated image, so shes safe.

  • This teen is a computer generated image, so she’s safe.

Ah, the teen nightclub — there’s no other American institution like it. It’s kind of like a full-blown nightclub on training wheels, or an unchaperoned high school dance left to culminate in it’s own logical conclusion: newly discovered libidos getting their full workout under the strobe lights, teenie boppers dropping Molly in the bathroom stalls, the Top 40 echoing out of bad woofers, all in some strip mall anchor space six-months earlier a Chuck E. Cheese, six-months down the line a Bennigan’s. Who didn’t fall in love at such a spot?

Unfortunately, one local teen club hosted more than the usual hormonal upheaval this weekend. According to 19ActionNews, police were called to Wickliffe’s Evolution Night Club Sunday night after someone snapped off a few rounds while 200 to 300 kids mingled about the club.