Why do smokers always have to pay for dainty stuff, like a sport played by Posh Spice’s husband?

As if Ohio’s new smoking ban wasn’t bad enough, Summit County is now launching yet another attack on nicotine lovers by forcing them to pay for a professional soccer stadium.
If the County Council approves the measure — which it surely will — a pack of smokes would be 30 cents more, generating an estimated $7 million a year for 30 years to help build the 20,000-seat stadium — a stadium that no one will use, because no one gives two shits about soccer.
The move would follow on the heels of Cuyahoga County’s 30-cent tax on cigs for the arts. The question is: Why do smokers always have to pay for gay shit, while simultaneously being ostracized for smoking?
Yet, County Executive James McCarthy — a longtime Winston man — maintains that it isn’t just a sin tax to fund soccer. “The soccer stadium creates a destination location,” McCarthy says. “The whole point of this thing is to create a lifestyle village around it. Without that retail component, I wouldn’t do it.”
McCarthy also says that $1 million of the $7 million annual revenue will go to fund arts and culture. “Yeah, plus I get some money for my arts and culture folks,” he says. “It’s sort of a backdoor way of doing it, but I’ll take it however I can get it.” — Denise Grollmus

One reply on “Smoking for Soccer?”

  1. Denise Grollmus,
    Did you intend to state your question in the following manner: “Why do smokers always have to pay for happy shit?”
    From the tone of the rest of your diatribe, I assume not.
    Therefore I am left with the conclusion that you used the word “gay” in a derogatory fashion. This is something that I find quite reprehensible. In fact, it’s extremely saddening that more people don’t find this blatant disregard to be offensive.
    Just for a moment, let’s consider the following alteration to your sentence: “Why do smokers always have to pay for straight shit?”
    Does this even come close to making sense? NO. Your sentence is along the same lines as saying: “Why do smokers always have to pay for Jew, nigger, spic (insert any other offensive slur here) shit?
    Even typing the preceding example hurt me, because I know it hurts others. Maybe next time you find yourself at a lack of words, you’ll consider how your actions affect other people and chose to increase your vocabulary over deciding to insult a group of people.

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