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The police blotter item from Cleveland.com immediately below raises one and only one question: What 23-year-old man owns rollerblades?

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DRUG POSSESSION, CLAGUE ROAD: A Fairview Park, 23, man wiped out while rollerblading on the Interstate 90 overpass just after 6 a.m. Aug. 21. Investigators found he was carrying marijuana and a pipe and hypothesized those items might have something to do with his demonstrated lack of coordination. He was charged with marijuana possession and possession of drug paraphernalia.

This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2012.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

2 replies on “The Only Arrest Involving Rollerblades You’ll Read About Today”

  2. The guy with rollerblades was arrested for being a 23-year-old that owned rollerblades. Prosecutors are asking the judge for life in prison.

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