Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.
Pour Another Drink: Governor Kasich uses Ohio’s largest growth industry — liquor sales — to prop up its private job-growth division. Newfound synergy expected to yield significant advances in keg-stand and beer-pong sectors.
The Allure of … Port Stanley?: Talks resume to develop a tourist-friendly ferry line between Cleveland and Port Stanley, Ontario. Lone drawback so far: The part about Port Stanley, Ontario.
You Did Read Us: FBI agent testifies one of alleged escorts patronized by Jimmy Dimora and pals advertised in the pages of Scene. Too bad Jimmy didn’t read the rest of the paper, otherwise he might have known the whole world knew what he was doing.
This Week’s Index: If the p90x isn’t working, just try knocking three years off your age and changing your name.
This article appears in Jan 25-31, 2012.
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Everyone has a kick-out of words or names or phrases which they block out on social media accounts. Once you start getting watched and censored you will understand this fact of media. On this site you can say fuck and cock. Let’s just see, shall we?
Ugh…God…(getting another headache from this chooch…)
Speaking of that fatty Jimmy D, I have the best punishment for him. Turn him into an exhibit at the great lakes science center…all the kids can bounce up and down on his giant stomach like a trampoline and experience firsthand what its like to jump on a fat piece of garbage.