Who are we to judge what thieves target? Some target jewels, cash, valuables, scrap metal, and anything that can be quickly turned into dough. Others steal out necessity. Still others steal for food. Specifically chicken. More specifically, the colonel’s recipe.
The Ashtabula Star Beacon reports that thieves broke into a Kentucky Fried Chicken and looted the freezer, leading to some obviously hilarious crime reporting. For example:
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2011.
Was all the orange-drank stolen also?
Freaking awesome. I’ll take some of the tender strips. This way when I cook them they won’t have the constancy of shoe leather.