The stop-what-you’re-doing-and-immediately-read updates coming from Jimmy Dimora’s trial in Akron emerge fast and furious each day. There were escorts, cronyism, and more mentioned just this week.
And now, we have super important news on what sort of special toilet Jimmy Dimora needed for his backyard playground.
A plumber testified this morning that he worked at least five times on Jimmy Dimora’s Independence home, including installing a macerating toilet in the former Cuyahoga County commissioner’s backyard lavatory at the request of plumbers’ union official Robert Rybak.
“Originally, I ordered a standard toilet and Mr. Rybak thought it needed to be an elongated bowl,” said Sean Greller, former training director of Plumber’s Local 55.
Enjoy your Friday night dinner, you guys.
This article appears in Jan 25-31, 2012.
Well, if this picture isn’t proof that Jimmy has no real hit-man pull nothing is. If Jimmy could put the finger on anyone he would get Vince and the artist who drew this one. I guess I can sleep better for my past comments about Jimmy and Frank and gang..Thanks for running interference, Vinny.
Was that toilet able to sustain at least 400 pounds of flubber?
This picture gives people bad dreams. The bodies are so weird looking that they look like they were drawn by someone tripping his or her balls off. Is Jimmy eating grapes while receiving a joe-blob from an allien? The money bags and pool-side couch seems to work pretty good. It is still about as creepy as the pictures of Anthony Sowell with that big corpse-eating grin on his face.
Who do you think would be more immoral: Jimmy or Mitt? Frank or Greenspan? Underwear boy or Larry Flint? Nixon or Putin? Eye of Newt or Cain and Able? The PD or the Dispatch? Ghoulardi or Little John? The crusaders or the terrorists? Lumpy or Eddie? The libtards or the republicans? Occupy Cleveland or Young republicans for a better tax break? Bin Laden or Sadam Hussain? Hitler or Stalin? The FBI or the CIA? Al Capone or Jimmy Dimora?…just wondering.
Rapid-Fire Jimmy D Fat Jokes
-Looking at his stomach brings new meaning to the term “fat cat”
-Jimmy D was the inspiration for Jabba the Hut
-When Jimmy D sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house
-JIMMY D AT ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
The toilet was also made of solid gold