Credit: Film Screenshot
If you have not yet enjoyed the best worst few minutes in local TV newscast action yet, do watch the crew from WTOL 11’s cringe-worthy, earnest, real-life performance of “cool” adults trying to be cool.

Some choice cuts:

“Good morning, TPS students! It is testing week, and it’s time to slay all day!”

“YAAASSSS! Toledo weather gonna be the lit during testing week! A hundo p chance of success. You’ve got this, kids! Steve, how bout that traffic? Are we looking OKURRRRRRR?”

Let us hope none of them have children and never will.


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This article appears in Mar 27 – Apr 2, 2019.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

5 replies on “Toledo TV Newscast Goes Full ‘How Do You Do, Fellow Kids’ ~KEWL~ And Lord Help Them”

  1. Wasnt a newscast. Was a :40 bit for online only. So dont criticize that news organization when you cant even get your own facts straight.

  2. You want stupid anchorpersons giggling and acting like idiots? Try Fox-8 in the morning. Horrible!

  3. Vince. Youre so pathetic. How can you face yourself each day. Youre totally misguided. Who did this to you? Your parents are ashamed.

  4. Mike is right. This was not a newscast. It was a video played at TPS schools. I love how Scene – and other alternative weekly – “reporters” are so quick to pounce on stuff they haven’t fully researched. They’re the kind of guys who sit around waiting for someone to screw up so they can berate them, even if the person corrects himself. Nope, that correction is drowned out by the sad, puerile musings of a guy named Vince.

    Scene Reporter Goes All “Imma Look Like a Mo’Ron but Call me Vinny”

    …..retard.

  5. And where is the correction Vince? The first three words of the headline are Toledo TV Newscast. Yeah, except it wasnt.

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