We know — the traffic is bad, the parking lots packed, the lines long, the anxiety high, and you still don’t even know what you’re going to buy your girlfriend once you get OUT of the parking lot and into the mall.
Helpful hint: take a moment to remember where you parked. Let’s make that step one.
According to Strongsville police, on Dec. 15 a man had lost his fiancée’s car somewhere near the Macy’s entrance at SouthPark Mall.
Several hours later, mall security located the borrowed vehicle unharmed, in the mall parking lot.
This article appears in Dec 19-25, 2012.
If you’re too stupid to remember where you parked your car, just stand around until all the other cars in the parking lot leave. Boom, your car just magically reappeared.