There’s really nothing left to say, Cleveland. Apparently it’s Miami. Or maybe it’s not. We’ll all find out together tonight. In the meantime, here’s the strangest LeBron-related vid I could find on YouTube this morning. It’s better than watching ESPN or reading Twitter at this point, trust me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=STN9qafFbqI%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2010.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.