File this away under WTF. Because what else ruffles up your concept of humanity than a story about someone stowing large amounts of narcotics in their underhead compartment.
This particular data point in the ongoing fall of Western Civilization comes out of Willard, where 31-year-old Sheri Rister was taking a Sunday drive in her Chevy Malibu with a syringe in her bra and $450 of heroin secreted away in an unspecified “body cavity,” according to the Morning Journal.
This article appears in Mar 30 – Apr 5, 2011.
I heard on Fox 8 News that she also had $51.22 up in her sneize. Tracy McCool said she should get a purse!! I wanna know how she got the coins to stay up there.