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This choice cut from the Sandusky police department’s blotter proves that someone has been watching too much CSI.

June 21, 2013
6:32 a.m. — 400 block Perry St., woman found slices of bologna all over her car’s hood and eggs thrown at her house and sidewalk. She wanted police to do DNA tests on the bologna because there were bites taken out of them. Officer said he couldn’t do that.

This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2013.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

3 replies on “Woman Demands Bologna be Tested for DNA After Bologna Assault On Car”

  2. This lady just answered the question of why someone chose to prank her in the first place. Just priceless, really. What’s next? Asking officers to reassemble the eggs so we can dust for fingerprints?

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