
Here’s our favorite police blotter item of the day.
From the land of Strongsville:
ASSISTANCE, SOUTHPARK CENTER: A female shopper at SouthPark Mall was not pleased with the way a store manager handled an injury she suffered while trying on a pair of jeans and notified police.
Police received the call at 5:09 p.m. Nov. 28 and when they spoke with the woman, it was determined the issue was a civil matter and that she needed to contact her insurance company.
Oh, how we wish there were more details on this one.
This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2010.

Here are some details…this woman is a moron who is looking for an easy way to make some money. Get a job, loser.
If you hurt yourself while getting dressed its sad to say but maybe you shouldn’t be out shopping by yourself. If it don’t fit then you need to quit!