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Thursday, March 28, 2019

Toledo TV Newscast Goes Full 'How Do You Do, Fellow Kids' ~KEWL~ And Lord Help Them

Posted By on Thu, Mar 28, 2019 at 8:57 AM

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If you have not yet enjoyed the best worst few minutes in local TV newscast action yet, do watch the crew from WTOL 11's cringe-worthy, earnest, real-life performance of "cool" adults trying to be cool.

Some choice cuts:

“Good morning, TPS students! It is testing week, and it’s time to slay all day!”

“YAAASSSS! Toledo weather gonna be the lit during testing week! A hundo p chance of success. You’ve got this, kids! Steve, how bout that traffic? Are we looking OKURRRRRRR?”

Let us hope none of them have children and never will.

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