Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2015

Jan 28 - Feb 3, 2015 / Vol. 46 / No. 6

Busy Night Tomorrow at This Month’s Walk All Over Waterloo

February’s Walk All Over Waterloo features a number of fun events hosted by the district’s various galleries, studios, shops and restaurants. Hours vary by business, but beginning at 5 p.m., the district’s numerous galleries, studios, restaurants, bars and retail shops host a variety of free events. The evening’s highlights include opening receptions for Unfolding Narrative…

Greensky Bluegrass Tightens Their Composition on Latest Album

The opening bars of If Sorrows Swim have something of a cinematic feel to them. The road in front of the driver, the listener, is littered with — with what? Leaves? Memories? There’s a conflict up ahead, and, inevitably, things fall apart. Such is the entry point into the latest chapter in the Greensky Bluegrass…

PHOTO: Great Lakes Brewing Company Reveals New Beer Labels

Our pals over at Great Lakes Brewing Company revealed today the new artwork for their five year-round brews, Dortmunder Gold, Eliot Ness, Burning River, Commodore Perry, and Edmund Fitzgerald.  The new labels, crafted by artist Darren Booth, will begin circulating in May. Cheers.

Pittsburgh Novelist Stewart O’Nan Will Read in Beachwood Tuesday

Novelist Stewart O’Nan — a Patriots fan, though he hails from Pittsburgh — will read Tuesday evening at the Beachwood branch of the Cuyahoga County Public Library. He’s on tour for his new novel, West of Sunset, a Hollywood romance starring F. Scott Fitzgerald as the leading man.  West of Sunset finds Fitzgerald in the…

The Cavs Topped the Sixers for 11th Straight Win, But Where’s the Love?

If Monday’s game were one of those elementary school report cards, it would read “meets but does not exceed expectations.” The Cavaliers did the expected in beating the 76ers, 97-84, but they did so without flair of much precision. In the process, we received another chapter in the (d?)evolution of Kevin Love saga. Some credit…

70 Percent of Clevelanders are Single, Study Says

Remember how last year you said that this year was going to be the year to snag that serious significant other; to settle down, to spend less weeknights drunk and less weekends hungover? Well, apparently, you didn’t. This week, the consumer advocacy site NerdWallet released stats suggesting that 70 percent of Cleveland’s population is single.…

ResponsibleOhio: The Motliest Crew of Investors You Ever Did See

The list of ResponsibleOhio investors is so bizarre. Featuring marquee names like FROSTEE RUCKER of the Arizona Cardinals and Texas check-cashing magnate William “Cheney” Pruett, you couldn’t find a goofier bunch of profit-hungry weed advocates if you tried. Here’s the list of the big backers publicized thus far, annotated with the seedlings of biography: Rick Kirk: The…

House of Blues Announces Local Beer and Music Festival

Clevelanders love beer. And they love music. So it makes sense that House of Blues would pair the two together. The club has just announced plans for the inaugural Local Brews Local Grooves, which takes place at 5 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 28 at House of Blues. As they like to say on NPR, let’s…

Nighttown Announces Details for 50th Anniversary Celebration

The Cleveland Heights jazz club Nighttown has played host to great local and national jazz acts for 50 years now. To celebrate, it has booked several special concerts that take place this week. On Wednesday, guitarists Frank Vignola and Vinny Raniola will perform. Vignola is the first act that local promoter Jim Wadsworth produced at…

WJCU Radiothon Benefit to Take Place at Maple Grove on Saturday

To coincide with its 2015 Radiothon, which runs from Feb. 6 to 15, WJCU hosts a benefit concert that takes place at 8 p.m. on Saturday, Feb. 7, at the Maple Grove in Maple Heights. Though students aren’t compensated for working as DJs, the station still needs money to cover operating costs. “Once every year, WJCU…

City Council Debates Flats East Bank Sales Tax Hike

City Council’s amalgamated Development, Planning and Sustainability Committee & Finance Committee looked into the community authority proposal coming out of the Flats East Bank district, which would see an extra 1.5-percent sales tax tossed onto transactions in the future. “Developers made a decision to make these charges,” Economic Development Director Tracey Nichols said, bucking culpability…

Sheffield Lawyer/Alleged Creepy Hypnotist Sued By Former Client

Two months after the Ohio Supreme Court formally suspended attorney Michael Fine’s law license for “hypnotizing clients for his own sexual gratification,” an Elyria woman has filed a lawsuit against Fine, her former lawyer, the Chronicle-Telegram reported this weekend: The lawsuit, filed Friday in Lorain County Common Pleas Court, accused Michael W. Fine of taking…

Happy 70th Anniversary, Pat’s in the Flats

A little Facebook post from the always reliable Cleveland Softball pals pointed out that the venerable Pat’s in the Flats is celebrating its 70th anniversary this year. “Congratulations to Patricia Hanych and her family, celebrating 70 years in business for Pats in the Flats! Pat has been through 20 burglaries, 3 holdups and being picketed…

The 9 Cancels Its Artist-in-Residency Program

Well, that didn’t last long. Back in October we told you about the newly christened artist-in-residency program at The 9, Fred Geis’ posh hotel/apartment complex downtown. In addition to Adega, the schmancy restaurant downstairs, and a host of other amenities including the Alex Theater, The 9 offered the showcase as a chance to give back…

Cleveland APL Seizes More Than 100 Cats From Cat Crossing Shelter in Ohio City

Last week, the Cleveland APL Humane Investigations team seized some 150 cats from the Cat Crossing shelter on West 25th Street in Ohio City. Citing “overcrowded conditions among a heavy accumulation of feces and urine,” poor air quality and rampant highly contagious diseases, the APL team executed a search warrant and compiled a hefty amount of…

Johnny Football to Rehab

Browns beat writer Mary Kay Cabot has tweeted a statement from the Cleveland Browns suggesting that quarterback Johnny Manziel has entered “treatment” for various off-field ailments.  “Brad Beckworth, friend and advisor to Manziel and his family, has confirmed that Johnny entered treatment on Wednesday,” the statement read. “Johnny knows that there are areas in which…

Parking Bans are in Effect All Over Northeast Ohio Today

The city of Cleveland— and dozens of other cities across northeast Ohio— have issued parking bans in response to this latest whomping of lake effect snow that hit these parts yesterday and overnight. If you’re venturing out on the roads today to play another round of Who’s Lane is it Anyway?, do remember to avoid…

Your Morning Commute Is Straight-Up Cray

Did you drive in to work today? Are you going to? Are you driving right now? (Please don’t be driving right now.) Shit is straight-up cray out there! I took the new-ish Cleveland State Line (formerly the 55) into downtown this morning and literally saw a man scaling a snowdrift on West 110th, pickaxe and all. Later,…

Frankincense and Myrrh? Our King Brings Victory over Wily Wolves.

The Cavaliers gutted out a 106-90 road victory over the Minnesota Timberwolves Saturday night by climbing aboard the broad shoulders of LeBron James. Playing their fourth game in five nights, many of the Cavaliers starters were dragging a bit, with the exception of LeBron. On a night when Kevin Love, Kyrie Irving and JR Smith…

Cavs Usurp the Kings, Look Like Title Contenders

The Cavaliers dispatched of the Sacramento Kings Friday night with ease, building a 10-point first quarter lead from which they never looked back in a 101-90 victory. The game featured the return of LeBron James from a one-game absence (to nurse a sprained wrist) and extended the Cavaliers season-long nine-game win streak. While in a…

7 Concerts to Catch This Weekend

Friday, Jan. 30 The Sidekicks With their new album Runners in the Nerved World, the Sidekicks sound more like the indie act Built to Spill than the punk band Green Day as the band trades in snooty vocals and aggressive guitars for mid-tempo melodies. It recorded the album with Phil Ek (Band of Horses, Fleet…

Fun With Budgets: Rock Salt Positively Disembowling City Spending

Mayor Jackson released 2015 city budget estimates today, forecasting more city spending than in each of the past eight years (at least). The $542 million in budgeted expenditures does not include costs of hosting the Republican National Convention or any costs associated with DOJ Consent Decree compliance. City spokespeople identified four major reasons why spending…

Big Fun’s West Side Store is Closing

Big Fun’s Clifton Boulevard location will be closing sometime in the next few weeks. Here are the details from owner Steve Presser: It is with sadness that we announce that Big Fun Cleveland (West Side) will be closing its doors. It’s not easy in retail these days and we want to put our energy into…

Scene Magazine Presents Vodka Vodka

Let’s shake away those the winter blues… Vodka Vodka, a Scene Magazine event, returns for its second year as Cleveland’s premier vodka-tasting event. The ‘casino royale’ themed event takes place on Saturday, Feb. 28 from 7 to 11 pm (VIP from 7 to 8 pm) at downtown Cleveland’s Red Space (2400 Superior Avenue – in…

ICMYI: U.S. Rep Tim Ryan Changes Stance on Abortion

U.S. Representative Tim Ryan, the democrat and zenmaster who represents a slice of Eastern Ohio from Youngstown to Akron, has publicly announced a new stance on abortion. He’s now pro-choice. In a letter to the Akron Beacon-Journal, Ryan said that during his 13 years in office, conversations with women of all ages and socioeconomic backgrounds…

Changes in Store for Tremont Sweet Shop, A Cookie and A Cupcake

Owners of the Tremont gem A Cookie and A Cupcake made some big announcements this week: First, they’re moving from their quaint Kenilworth location to a larger storefront at 2681 West 14th Street to accommodate the ever-growing demand for cupcakes, and to integrate their other business, Churned Ice Cream Shop, into one central location. The efficiency of…

“What Will We Have Next — 12 Monopolies for Whorehouses in the 12 Largest Counties?” Ohio Auditor Dave Yost and Others Opine on the ResponsibleOhio Marijuana Plan

That right there is a good quote, and Ohio Auditor Dave Yost is as good as any statewide official at this stuff. He and others, including Josh Mandel, sat down with the Associated Press to discuss the future plans for possible marijuana legalization in the Buckeye State. The proposal that’s gained the most traction and…

Kyrie Irving’s Game-Winner and Moments of Perfection

What we witnessed was not only the best scoring performance of the year by any player, but a superstar coming into his own with a 55-point night including a game-winning three-pointer to give the Cavs a 99-94 win over the Blazers. (Find video of every Kyrie hoop by quarter further down.) I know, I know…

Beachland To Host Benefit Concert to Help Pay Its Legal Fees

Last year, the Beachland Ballroom and Tavern and the City of Cleveland came to terms regarding unpaid admission taxes that the city claimed the club owned. The city even agreed to reduce the admission tax for small clubs like the Beachland so that the place could afford to continue to bring great acts to town…

A Food Critic Tried Olive Garden’s “New” Menu

After John Oliver dissected the much-publicized Olive Garden shareholders meeting last year, the one that mentioned serving “a mushy, unappealing product” that can be “barely edible,” the ubiquitous suburban-friendly “Italian” chain went back to the drawing board in efforts to make their food less mushy, more appealing and more edible. Our sister paper up in Detroit…

Hey, Hey, We’re the Cavaliers, and We Came to Play Some Defense

The Cavaliers defeated the Pistons 103-95 last night despite missing 16 of their first twenty shots and making three turnovers during the first eight minutes of the game. But they stuck in the game with their hard work on defense. Yeah, that’s what I said. This team, which was one of the four-five worst teams…

Indie Rockers Seafair Debut Music Video for New Single

Seafair, a local band that we like to think of as Cleveland’s answer to indie rockers Arcade Fire, has just released a music video for the new single “Discovery.” Filmed by Fusion Filmworks, the same folks who also did the Downtown Cleveland Alliance video promoting downtown Cleveland, the video finds band members sharing glasses of…

Ceramics Take Center Stage at BAYarts

The latest exhibition at BAYarts features four ceramicists with longtime, close ties to the organization. Small Still Voice is a celebration of BAYarts new Karen Ryel Center for Ceramic Arts and Education (which will open early this year). Small Still Voices opens with a reception this Friday, Jan. 30, from 7 to 9 p.m in…

Enjoy a “Hallucinatory Trip Into a Man’s Mind in the Moments Before Death” for Two Nights Only at the Transformer Station

For two nights only, the Transformer Station in Ohio City/Hingetown will be screening Cleveland-based Kasumi’s latest video installation. SHOCKWAVES is described as, “A hallucinatory trip into a man’s subconscious mind in the moments before his death.” So, a totally uplifting experience best enjoyed while on a date or with family. Kasumi is a professor of…

SPACES Brings the Mountain to Cleveland This Weekend

From 6 to 9 p.m. this Friday, Jan. 30, SPACES hosts an opening reception for two new installations and an experimental group exhibition. Ever thought to yourself, “What if This City Was a Mountain?” Cleveland-based artist Andy Curlowe did. Drawing inspiration from Cleveland’s architecture, topography, salt mines, bridges, streetlights, etc., Curlowe has created a 3D…

The Fiction Issue

“Pleased as punch” barely begins to scrape the surface of how pleased we are, here at Scene Magazine, to present to you our Second Annual Fiction Issue.

Last year, to kick off what we hoped would be an annual tradition, we solicited work from some of the region’s biggest literary celebs, its quote unquote “hottest…

Band of the Week: The Sidekicks

Meet the Band: Steve Ciolek (vocals, guitar), Matt Climer (drums), Ryan Starinsky (bass) Anti-everything: The band started about 10 years ago when Ciolek was a freshman in high school, learning to play guitar with his friends at Padua High School. He met Climer and the two formed the Sidekicks. “[The band] started through our mutual…

5K

Even at rush hour on a weekday, downtown didn’t have too many pedestrians. Before noon on a Saturday, it didn’t have enough. I walked for miles across the city’s central district and saw zero humans outside of a motor vehicle. Only in the four-lobed square at the heart of the heart of town did I…

August Burns Red Continues to Push Metalcore’s Boundaries

Lancaster, Penn. doesn’t have a long, rich musical history. So when the guys in the Christian metalcore band August Burns Red were growing up there, they had to create their own damn music scene. “There wasn’t a place for bands to play,” says guitarist Brent Rambler. “The only venue in town was the community club…

Jellyfish

You only remember fragments of the first few days. Everyone knew, but pretended they didn’t. You kept imagining them whispering the word fragile, and the kindness they displayed just wounded you further. That morning, you force yourself to leave the hotel room. You need to meet your parents (they are afraid to leave you alone)…

Grey Boxes

Blenlick said they’d given us the grey boxes as a sort of formal apology. They would have preferred to give us cash of course, Blenlick wanted to make sure we were clear on that, but how would that look in the future, when it came time to formally apologize to another pack of pencil-pushers? Not…

Laugh or Die/ Or/ Portrait/ Secrets

You have her phone in your hand, and on its screen is a photo of her husband, naked and bent over, an assume-the-position or grab-your-ankles-and-cough snapshot. Can you trust what you think you see — the line between what’s real and distorted blurred? She had said, “Do you want to see something disgusting?” You hesitated.…

My Brothers’ Keeper

One side effect of the priestly vocation is that you measure your life through the accomplishments of others. That is to say, you marry those in love, you baptize those newly born, and you bury those newly dead while being none of them yourself, at least not while you’re a priest. This is perhaps doubly…

Everywhere Stars

The weary face behind her in the bathroom mirror startled Lia. Her mother usually slept in after a late shift at the bowling alley. “Don’t go getting any big ideas,” her mother’s reflection said. “Uh huh,” Lia answered. Lia’s morning routine, bathroom to hallway to kitchen, was slowed by her bathrobed mother who exhaled loudly…

Hand in Hand: New Exhibits from Christopher Pekoc Challenge the Viewer

Christopher Pekoc’s latest exhibitions reveal the rewards of an artist who continues to challenge himself in new and increasingly difficult ways. No, that isn’t a typo; Pekoc currently has two exhibitions in Northeast Ohio. Hand Made at the Akron Art Museum (1 South High St., Akron) is on view through April 26, and Hand Made…

Film Review of the Week: A Most Violent Year

Though this is the final weekend in January, a few “award-season” 2014 releases are still trickling into area theaters. For that we should be grateful, if only to spell us from The Boy Next Door and its January ilk. A Most Violent Year, directed by J.C. Chandor and starring Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain, is…

Film Spotlight: Match

When Cleveland native Matt Ratner first saw Stephen Belber’s play Match performed on Broadway in 2004, he told Belber he ought to make it into a feature-length film. “I told him he was crazy,” recalls Belber, who, along with Ratner and star Matthew Lillard, will attend a special benefit screening and Q&A at 4 p.m.…

Song of the Week

Guitarist Victor Samalot is best known for his work with the local prog rock outfit Rare Blend but he also plays jazz/rock/pop as a solo act. This particular song has some twang to it, as well, and comes off as it’s the song to a old-time Western movie. The intricate guitar work allows Samalot to…


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