Jan 22-28, 2014

Jan 22-28, 2014 / Vol. 45 / No. 5

15 Memories from the Highland Heights Front Row Theater

Many a Clevelander fondly recalls the old Front Row Theater, that Highland Heights hotpot with in-the-round entertainment and its very own champagne bar. With the help of some concert programs and an odd ticket stub or two (many pulled from this fine Facebook page), relive some of the theater’s glory days, and let us know…

Sergio’s in University Circle to be Home to Sawyer’s Trentina

A secret no more: the “east side” location for Trentina, Jonathon and Amelia Sawyer’s new Italian restaurant, is the old Sergio’s in University Circle. That 35-seat spot, which had a 20-year run, has been vacant since it abruptly closed a few months after the death of chef-owner Sergio Abramof. The Sawyers have released the video…

Motley Crue announces final tour, Blossom date

It was inevitable that after a 30-year run, metal icons Motley Crue would finally call it a day. Earlier today, the band announced that its upcoming tour will be its last. After making the announcement L.A., the band will perform on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight and then will play on CBS This Morning tomorrow…

Eat at Joe’s. No, Really. Eat at Joe’s

The name — the diner equivalent of John Doe — doesn’t do justice to the treasured institution that is Eat at Joe’s (1473 S Green Rd., 216-381-3101). This tiny, old-fashioned, cash-only diner can easily be missed owing to its odd location in the rear of a CVS building on Green Road. The story is that…

T.J. Lane Lawyer: “What he did in court…was heinous”

In a recent Cleveland Jewish News profile of Ian N. Friedman, the attorney tasked with defending Chardon shooter T.J. Lane, the Beachwood resident opened up about the hardship of that experience: “What he did in court, I don’t think you could characterize it as anything but heinous,” Friedman told reporter Carlo Wolff. “It was extremely…

Dispatches from Monday Night RAW: Live in Cleveland

ERIC SANDY/SCENE Monday Night RAW at the Q WWE Dolph Ziggler prior to the Battle of Cleveland I walked into the restroom to find a large man explaining the finer points of Sunday night’s Royal Rumble to a young boy, maybe 5 years old or so. “Well, yeah, but it’s bullshit.” “Why?” The young boy…

Ohio’s New Execution Cocktail Debuts With Questionable Results: UPDATE

McGuire Robert Lowe, an attorney representing executed killer Dennis McGuire and his family, was back at work this week after being sidelined by accusations that he had coached McGuire to fake suffocation symptoms. Prison guards reported that McGuire told them about Lowe’s plan. According to records: “He wants me to put on this big show…

Demolition of Former Cuyahoga County Headquarters Begins

ERIC SANDY/SCENE Dubbed “the House that Jimmy Built” by astute observers of local politics, the former Cuyahoga County administration building began its journey to rubble on Monday. A duo of monstrous excavators clamped massive jaws around the building’s wreckage, attracting passersby who stood for a moment in the arctic weather to wish the former governmental…

Lakewood and Lots of Other Ohio Cities Are Almost Out of Road Salt

ERIC SANDY/SCENE St. Charles Avenue Morton Salt, the company that both keeps your potatoes savory and your streets free from the twin scourges of ice and snow, is not cooperating with the city of Lakewood. In fact, Morton has not yet fulfilled promises to deliver 1,000 tons of salt ordered by the city. Drivers and…

Charles Nagy is Back with the Tribe

Among other, less substantive, revelations at this weekend’s Tribe Fest, it was announced that former pitcher Charles Nagy has been hired by the Cleveland Indians in an undefined role. Charles Nagy, my dear friends! Charles “Fan Favorite” Nagy! Charles Nagy, whose XL-jersey I wore in Bosnia on Halloween in 2013 to assert my citizenship among…

Listen to New Cloud Nothings Track ‘I’m Not Part of Me’

Dig the new Cloud Nothings track, “I’m Not Part of Me,” embedded below. That same sense of energetic/manic chugging indie rock wonderfully splashed across 2012’s Attack on Memory is in full swing on this tune. The band’s next album, Here and Nowhere Else, is due out April 1.

“Boners & 4-skins:” The Pizza Shop’s Penis Pun Coupon

The coupon for Brothers Pizza in Cleveland. Why is one local pizza shop selling “12 boners and 4-skins”? Because “12 boners and 5-skins” just wouldn’t make any sense. You’re never too old to laugh at some dick jokes, so check out this coupon from Brothers Pizza referencing what people in the medical field would classify…

Netflix Instant New Arrivals For Your Snowed-In Weekend

Oh the weather outside is EXTREMELY TREACHEROUS. Seriously, don’t drive anywhere unless you have no other choice. Forty-eight City of Cleveland plow crews are, even as we speak, salting and plowing with Herculean resolve, etc., but generally making very little impact on the conditions of the roads and the conviction that we are all in…

Head Coach Not the Only Thing Browns Have Stolen from Bills

Yesterday’s announcement of former Bills’ defensive coordinator Mike Pettine as the new Browns’ head coach resounded with various thuds and shrugs and yawns and eye-rolls as Haslam and the brass assured everyone that Pettine was by far the finest candidate they’d interviewed, etc. etc. The reaction in Buffalo was predictably icy: The year is only…

Live Nation Announces On-Sale Date for Country Megaticket

Lady Antebellum While sub-zero temperatures make it hard to imagine heading out to Blossom to catch a concert, Live Nation has just announced that its ever-popular Country Megaticket will go on sale at 10 a.m. on Friday, Jan. 31 (tickets must be purchased at megaticket.com). The ticket package includes one concert ticket to the seven…

Walk Off the Earth brought some heat to House of Blues last night

Most bands save their confetti for the end of the concert. Not Walk off the Earth. The Canadian group launched confetti a mere two songs into last night’s 90-minute show at a sold-out House of Blues. Of course, they were smart enough to not shoot their wad and saved some confetti (and giant balloons) for…

Dave Mason to Play Traffic Material at Ohio Theatre Concert

Traffic keyboardist Steve Winwood reportedly once complained that guitarist Dave Mason thought of the group as his backing band and would bring the guys finished songs and then expect them to play them exactly as they were written. Now, Mason has his chance to take ownership of the classic rock band’s music. For his current…

Bac Spills the Beans on Forthcoming Cleveland Restaurant

Not only is Bac Nguyen, owner of the popular Bac Asian Bistro, newly engaged, but he’s knee deep in plans to open his second Cleveland restaurant. While he’s keeping some details under lock and key, he is willing to share more than a few juicy morsels with Scene about his project, which is slated to…

Checking in on Todd Portune’s Possible Run for the Governor’s Office

Portune Todd Portune was going to announce his candidacy for Ohio governor today, but then he didn’t. The plan was to live-stream the news on Cincinnati.com. (Portune is a Hamilton County commissioner.) There are still two major requirements Portune needs to meet prior to the Feb. 5 filing deadline: name a running mate and gather…

Action Bronson kept it short and sweet at House of Blues

Last night, the temperature in the city plunged into the single digits, but for a couple hours, the chill brought on by the latest Polar Vortex was an afterthought as Action Bronson and Party Supplies rocked House of Blues during the Cleveland stop of the Blue Chips 2 tour. The crowd filtered in slowly by…

‘Experience Hendrix’ Tour Sets Hard Rock Rocksino Show on April 2

The Experience Hendrix Tour – a multifaceted concert exploring the legacy of Jimi Hendrix – will arrive in Cleveland at the Hard Rock Rocksino on April 2. The whole thing sounds terrific, really. Artists on the bill include Billy Cox, Buddy Guy, Jonny Lang, Kenny Wayne Shepherd and many more. The tribute show will feature…

10 Things Going on in Cleveland this Weekend (January 24 – 26)

Lots to keep you occupied this weekend, Cleveland. We recommend hitting up the various movie screenings and film readings offered by the CMA and Rock Hall, as well as the stellar show by the Cedar Lake Contemporary Ballet Company at PlayhouseSquare. Or, head on over to Tribe Fest this weekend and later raise a glass…

15 Vintage Memories from the Soon to be Re-Landscaped Parmatown Mall

Many a Clevelander loves and remembers the old Parmatown Shopping Center (currently known as The Shoppes at Parma), originally anchored by the illustrious Higbee’s Department Store and May Company. With news that the shopping center’s re-landscaping is but a few scant days away, take a jaunt down memory lane to a time when mall porpoises…

Petty Officer 1st Class Jamario Perry of Cleveland on Duty in the Pacific Ocean: Photo of the Day

U.S. Pacific Fleet/Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class ChrisCavagnaro In this photo, Petty Officer 1st Class Jamario Perry, right, from Cleveland, stands as a safety observer while Operations Specialist Seaman Mikhail Franco, from Ocoee, Fla., fires a 9mm pistol during a small arms qualification on the flight deck of the Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyer USS McCampbell.…

Shop Like a Chef: Dean Supply

Williams-Sonoma and Sur La Table are fine stores if you are looking for kitchenware for your home, but for many avid home cooks in Cleveland, the selection and prices at Dean Supply (3500 Woodland Ave., 216-771-3300, shopatdean.com) far surpass the mall-style shopping experience. Many restaurant supply stores are independently owned, freestanding and off the beaten…

87.7 FM Brings Latino Radio To Cleveland

Housed in the new Agora office complex, one of the most vaunted venues in Cleveland’s music history, the new 87.7 La Mega FM radio station is bringing Spanish programming to listeners in Northeast Ohio. Whether or not you were a fan of the alternative offerings at ‘The Sound,’ it’s hard not to be excited by…

Film Review of the Week: The Invisible Woman

In The Invisible Woman, opening this Friday at the Cedar Lee Theatre and at Cinemark Valley View, Voldemort himself (Ralph Fiennes) dons a baller goatee and does his finest Charles Dickens impression. And that impression, to the extent that it corroborates our image of this guy who we tend to know only as a name…

Film Spotlight: Gimme Shelter

In the early 1970s, ABC started airing a series of programs called after-school specials. They were designed to educate school-age children about controversial issues such as drug abuse and teen pregnancy. Gimme Shelter, the new drama starring actress and singer Vanessa Hudgens, takes a similar tone and comes off as a bit too pedantic. It…

Guitar Hero Michael Schenker Pays Tribute to a Bygone Era

With his backing band Temple of Rock, German guitarist Michael Schenker pays tribute to an “era of rock” that he says someday might be gone. “[I’m] celebrating my era of rock that started with Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, you know, [the bands] that I fell in love with,” he says. “[I’m afraid] it will…

Band of the Week: The Kelly Zullo Trio

Meet the Band: Kelly Zullo (vocals, guitar), Malcolm Bliss (drums), Daniel DeSantis (bass) Home Alone: An only child who grew up in a remote area of Ohio, Zullo started playing guitar when she was 12. After moving to Nashville, she really developed her songwriting skills. “I graduated [from college] and then didn’t know what to…

Regional Beat: Emma Shepard

Emma Shepard Public Displays of Affection (self-released) facebook.com/emmashepardmusic Kent-based singer-songwriter Emma Shepard has written songs since she was in high school, but Public Displays of Affection, a terrific album she financed through a Kickstarter campaign, marks her full-length debut. The acoustic music on this 11-song album has a cabaret feel to it and makes good…

Savage Love: Great Pains

Dear Dan, I’m a straight 24-year-old female, and I just recently lost my virginity. I’ve had sex only three times (not with a monogamous partner) and have found each time to be incredibly painful—even when the guy’s just using his fingers. I’ve always been extremely sensitive. In the past, I’ve had guys run their hands…

Also on Stage

Exact Change Cleveland Public Theatre Christine Howey reveals an astonishing escape act in her remarkable one-woman show, Exact Change, about a woman born in a man’s body, and the harrowing move from one gender to another is a soul-wrenching act of healing. Now playing at Cleveland Public Theatre in the intimate James A. Levin Theatre,…

Did Major League Baseball Force Chief Wahoo’s Demotion?

Last week, leading sports uniform expert Paul Lukas reported that the Cleveland Indians were changing their “primary logo” from Chief Wahoo to the block C, but that this would entail no changes to the team’s uniforms. The Indians organization quickly denied the report, first to CBS Cleveland 92.3 FM’s TJ Zuppe, and later through two…

Your Complete Guide to Cleveland Concerts (January 23 – 29)

THURSDAY JAN 23 Battlecross/Crimson Shadow: 7 p.m., $10.40. Agora Ballroom. Bad Boys Jam: 9 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Jon Batiste & the Stay Human Band: The artistic director-at-large of the National Jazz Museum in Harlem, Jon Batiste is also a recording artist who earned universal praise for last year’s Social Music. The exuberant 26-year-old singer and…


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