Man High On Bath Salts Calls Cops About Imaginary Intruders

This bath salt craze is apparently real, and dangerous, and hilarious.

The Medina County Gazette reports that 31-year-old Lucas Kocab called the cops around dinnertime on February 17 because there were 30 intruders in his house. The police arrived to find exactly zero intruders, but did find Kocab frantically running around and “acting paranoid.”

He told the cops that the intruders were intentionally blending in with chairs and trees, incognito-like, so that no one could see them. But he could see them. He knew they were there. Those 30 invisible ninjas weren’t putting anything over on our brave hero.

29-year-old Heidi Miller, who lives at the same house, told police she and Kocab snorted bath salts a few hours before he started seeing the stealth force’s invasion, which is probably just a coincidence.

This article appears in Feb 23 – Mar 1, 2011.