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Everyone’s favorite crying orange could be in a spot of trouble early in his tenure as Speaker of the House. The National Enquirer claims that Boehner had some sexytime affairs with two women, additionally reporting that the New York Times has an ongoing probe on the alleged sex scandal as well.

Yes, it’s the Enquirer, but it’s also the paper that broke the John Edwards mistress and baby story, so who knows.

Here’s a snippet from their online report (the full article is only available in their print edition):

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22 replies on “National Enquirer Claims John Boehner Had Affairs”

  1. Seriously! You are going to believe and print a story from the national enquirer!!
    Yahoo you have stooped to a new low!!! Everyone knows that nothing they print is true.

  2. They were right about John Edwards, luckyone. Yahoo was clear about the source and their doubts. This is not a “new low” this is cautious journalism.

  3. For one thing Luckyone The Enquirer has been known to be right from time to time John Edwards baby mama drama for one example so dont be so quick to nay say it. But because it is the Enquirer then you should take it with a grain of salt.

  4. Say what you will about The Enquirer, but they’re right more than they’re wrong when it comes to this kind of stuff… And it’s not one but two affairs. Let’s see if the right gets all puffed up with self-righteous indignation and phony outrage like they did with Clinton in the 90’s and any other time a dem gets caught with their pants down.

  5. If this is true lets see how he voted on his lobbyist girlfriends issues…will the same Republicans who tried to oust Clinton vote to remove Boehner fron the House ?

  6. This is ridiculous. He is definetly no John Edwards. Someone is either paying them or doing something stupid to come up with this mess or they are Fascists themselves.

    Sinclair Lewis said “When Fasim comes it will be wrapped in the Flag and carrying a Cross”.

  7. Why would anyone believe this. The National Inquirer broke the story about Clinton and Jennifer Flowers, which was obviously a lie.

  8. I am so sick of these high and mighty so called family men, conservative republicans, spewing their hatred and bigotry. They do not give a Damn about the common folk. They have theirs’ screw you. They impeach Clinton and 90% of those same people are having affairs, while at the same time preaching Christianity. They are pathetic losers. Jesus said, “What you do to the least of my brothers you do to me” They have a surprise coming when they are judged by that same God they stand behind as they spit on the poor!

  9. Poor John seems to be living up to his nickname. Were the GOP not so hypocritical about their “family values” who would care? However, when you spearhead anti-abortion legislation (hmmm, who gets the women pregnant anyway) and blather on about how gays will ruin the world, then guess what, you deserve to be called out on your crap. Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

    And, for the record, the Enquirer is generally right when it comes to this…Tiger, John Edwards. Where there’s smoke, there’s a smoldering (orange) fire.

  10. There is actually no better source for this kind of stuff that the National Enquirer. This probably has a 95% chance of being true. Boehner also likely has a drinking problem. He’s going to be a pathetic speaker. The wheels are already starting to come off. Sure, there is a more fit leader than this psychologically unfit crybaby.

  11. If this is true and he is true to the “conservative” family values, he will have to resign. If he does not resign then it will be 100% clear to the American People that he is as phony as his proposals to answer the question that the American People want him to answer … “WHERE ARE THE JOBS?”

  12. Mr. boehner, show me the jobs…not your affairs please. If it is true, please resign quickly like your fellow congressman did today.

  13. ” wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross”….hmm…. you mean like right wing conservatives?

    The very same. Remember the guys at the C street lodging in Washington DC? All Christian Conservatives who speak out vocally about their dislike of the gay lifestyle and absolutely turn purple at the thought of an abortion — anywhere. A large number of whom are carrying on affairs in their suites at the C Street house. What sort of hypocrisy is that? The same types who are voting in Georgia for a law that will not refer to rape as rape unless the rapist is actually convicted. They think that a woman does not know when she has been raped — even if it is by her own husband?

    The National Enquirer is a pretty sleazy newspaper, they try hard to be, but when it comes to the ilk of John Boehner, I think it is a credible report. It certainly is not the “Left-Wing Media,” whoever the heck that is these days? Now we get to wait to see if any of the Right-wing find this to be as despicable as they found the blue dress with its stain? This is going to be very funny to watch – their sputtering and stewing about this situation. And, when the New York times article hits the print media, boy are they going to pontificate!

  14. faymous – Clinton wasn’t impeached for having affairs. He was impeached for LYING UNDER OATH. There is a big difference.

  15. Finally a Republican that likes women, we should be relieved so many seemed to get caught in airport bathrooms and cheap motels solliciting same sex encounters.

  16. John Boehner is the smarmier orange troglodyte version of holier than thou Newt “Family Values” Gingrich…who after vilifying Clinton was found to have screwed around on his wife for years. The Republidumbs are well known hypocrites, liars and fascists. MsQbec is right on the money as is Gussie. Since they seem to be angling for a repeat of shutting down the government rather than doing what’s needed for this country Bonehead and his greedy band of Republicants should have time to lick their wounds and plot their next fascist tea bag fest at a local Wal-mart near you! In-n-Out Burger

  17. Faymous, you are right on! The GOP is not concerned about family values. Their platform is destroying the middle class and making the wealthy undertaxed and richer!

  18. OK The guys name is John BONER…not BAYNER and with that name of course he’s having affairs. Plus the tanning booth tan gives it away.

  19. Anyone who doubts that Boehner had these affairs might want to buy my brand new bridge. Seriously, $25 out the door!

  20. Any leader, politician or private sector, who lies or performs immoral acts does not deserve the trust placed in them or their exorbitant salary and benefits. The U.S. has become the laughingstock of the world! Obviously, these sickos have too much time on their hands to be promiscuous instead of solving the monstrous problems at hand. Throw
    the bums out!

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