
Marriage counseling rule No. 544: Shock jocks make lousy therapists. Matthew Rakovec learned this lesson the hard way.
Wounded when his wife left him, the 38-year-old Parma Heights man sought counsel on the airwaves with WMMS shock jock Rover last month. But instead of soothing words, the host and crew of Rover’s Morning Glory heckled Rakovec.
Obviously in need of revenge, the lovelorn caller showed up at WMMS HQ in Independence with a green laser pointer, which he shined through the office windows. He also distributed a tasteful assortment of pornographic pictures in the station’s entryway.
This article appears in Mar 2-8, 2011.

THIS JUST IN: Moron voluntarily listens to radio show hosted by World’s Biggest Douche.
What a tool! “I’ll get him with my laser pointer and porno stash!” Good one. Go Rover – CLY!!!
Cleveland still has radio stations? I haven’t noticed since I went with satellite 5 years ago.