Jan 15-21, 2014

Jan 15-21, 2014 / Vol. 45 / No. 4

Perry Nuclear Plant is Leaking, But it’s No Big Deal

The PD reports that a water sample outside the Perry nuclear power plant contained nearly double the concentration of Tritium, as regulated by Federal law. It’s just a minor leak, all the relevant officials have hastened to insist, and no other radioactive isotopes have been found anywhere else, including in the plant’s underground drainage system.…

Dispatches from Cuyahoga County’s Public Sin Tax Meeting

ERIC SANDY/SCENE Cleveland Journalism Hall of Famer Roldo Bartimole speaks publicly against the sin tax extension. Members of the public listened to impassioned pleas from Indians, Cavs and Browns’ top brass today. The sports management leaders, in short, want to continue the running tap of tax dollars to rehab their stadiums. The teams’ reps rattled…

Will Grocery Delivery Become a New Fad in Cleveland?

Cleveland.com published an article this morning profiling a new Cleveland-based company, Presto Fresh, which delivers groceries right to the doors of Cuyahoga County residents, 7 days a week. The interworkings of Presto Fresh are fairly straightforward, the article states: Customers browse among the 3,500 items on the www.prestofreshgrocery.com website (including about 300 organic items), and…

Renovations Begin Today on First Energy Stadium

Back in November, we reported on the slew of extravagant improvements proposed for Browns’ stadium, including “experience enriching” scoreboards and escalators, as well as the city’s plan to throw the football organization $2 million a year for the next 15 years to fund said enhancements. Today, despite much back and forth between city officials and…

Piccadilly Artisan Yogurt Divulges Plans for Third Shop

Brothers Adrian and Cosmin Bota already have made waves in Cleveland Heights and Ohio City thanks to the delicious organic frozen yogurt they dispense at their Piccadilly Artisan Yogurt shops. Well, plans are in the works for a new Cleveland location at Euclid and E. 115th, across the street from the Cleveland Institute of Art.…

Black Dog Kitchen Closes, Another Eatery to Open

It shouldn’t be too difficult for diners to locate the new TB’s Restaurant, Bar and Lounge (2015 E. 8th. St.), says owner Tim Smith; he’ll just direct them to the massive mural of a black dog, painted on the wall of the City Club Building. That mural was painted about a year and a half…

Would a Bike-Share Program Thrive in Cleveland?

WIKIMEDIA COMMONS Cleveland may pursue a network similar to New York’s Citibike. With news that City Council is endeavoring to add dozens of miles of bikeways to Cleveland’s streets, many are wondering how well a bike-share program would work here. The city’s Bike Share Task Force is planning the specifics (locations, rates, safety measures), based…

First Look: Kafeteria

Zack Bruell’s latest concept, Kafeteria (200 Public Square, 216-298-9131), might seem at first to be a major departure from his typical upscale bistro spots. But while the format has changed, diners still can detect influences from his other restaurants and cuisine at the station-based outpost, which opened last week. The playful use of “K” instead…

Hudson Native is Finalist for Dorito’s Super Bowl Commercial Contest

Hudson High School alumnus Steve Olson has a shot at Super Bowl fame. He and his team are among five finalists in Dorito’s “Crash the Super Bowl” commercial contest. Check out the ad below (it’s terrific). Voting ends in 10 days. Visit the official page to cast your favor. The “Office Thief” team has its…

MAP: City Council Plans to Add Over 70 Miles of Bikeway to Cleveland

Cleveland City Council has announced a new plan to add more than 70 miles of bikeway to Cleveland by the end of 2017. That’s approximately a 250% increase to existing infrastructure.  via a write-up on clecityhall.com The overall goal of the City’s bike plan is to provide cycling amenities in every Cleveland neighborhood, whether for…

Davone Bess Had An Incident in Cleveland Back in December

Davone Bess’ personal struggles have been very public lately. There was the Instagram post of him, presumably, smoking weed. There was the Browns excusing him from practice and eventually excusing him from the final two regular season games back in December. There was his continually bizarre Instagram feed after leaving the team. There was the…

ViralNova.com is Run by One Solitary Dude Chillin’ in an Ohio Suburb

I literally died when I saw this. You won’t BELIEVE how ridiculous this is. You’ve heard of ViralNova.com, right? Along with Upworthy, it’s probably the most Facebook-shareable site on the web, what with its “tantalizingly impossible-not-to-click headlines” — you know, things like “This Island Was Used For Top Secret Chemical Weapons. I NEVER Expected What’s…

Porcelli’s Tremont Closes; Another Bistro to Open

Porcelli’s Bistro closed its Tremont location at 2391 W. 11th St. after less than one year in business (no changes to the downtown spot). But the Tremont space, home to Bistro on Lincoln Park and Sage Bistro, to name a few, already has been spoken for. As soon as early February, Faozou Ligali will open…

10 Things Going on in Cleveland This Weekend (January 17-19)

Get ready for the weekend, Cleveland. There are tons of high energy events to help you power through the mid-January slump.   DJ Rihannon will be spinning tunes Friday night at Barley House. As the self-proclaimed “world’s hottest female DJ,” her tracks are just as hot as she is. Smokey Bones is having a party…

Experimental Austin band the Young Mothers to play Mahall’s on Sunday

In the 2008 film Throw Down Your Heart, banjo man Bela Fleck takes a trip to Africa to discover the instrument’s roots. It’s a fascinating look at how wildly different styles of music can be connected. It even inspired Norwegian bassist Ingebrigt Håker Flaten, who leads the experimental jazz/indie rock/hip-hop group the Young Mothers, to…

Security Heightened in Cleveland’s Public Square

In light of a recent attack on an unarmed, unsuspecting teen, Cleveland’s Public Square is getting a security boost. Ladies and gents meandering around the square on their lunch hour will have to weave through not one, not two, but three types of officials. Cleveland police, RTA police, and school district officers will be a…

Davone Bess Arrested in Fort Lauderdale

Bess’s Mugshot CBS Miami is reporting that Browns’ wide receiver Davone Bess — he of the weedstagrams — was arrested for assaulting a police officer-slash-firefighter early this morning. Bess was reportedly taken into custody by police at Fort Lauderdale’s Airport around 6 a.m. This is now the latest in a series of incidents indicating demonstrably…

New E-V Single Features Lorine Chia and Machine Gun Kelly

Local DJ E-V has teamed up with locals Lorine Chia and Machine Gun Kelly on his catchy new dancefloor-ready single, “GoodTime.” Sounding a bit like Nicki Minaj, Chia dominates the track but MGK shows up mid-song to drop some rhymes. “I’m trying to change the world with one drink, motherfucka,” he aggressively raps. The song…

Jim Tressel Will Have “Important Role” with Detroit Lions

Welp. Looks like the assertive 10-year-old girls who advocated for Jim Tressel as the new coach of the Cleveland Browns with such conviction and sisterly aplomb will be disappointed: ESPN.com has reported that Tressel will join Jim Caldwell in Detroit in an important role. The prescient folks at Wikipedia are already calling Tressel the Lions’…

Phantasy to host tribute to late soundman Dale Lucas

On Friday, March 7 and Saturday, March 8, the Phantasy Nite Club will host a benefit and memorial for its longtime soundman Dale Lucas, who passed away on Jan. 4. The first night will feature pop, rock and metal bands, and the second night will be devoted to industrial and Goth acts. “Anyone that has…

Two Men Kidnap, Rob, Rape Canton Pizza Delivery Woman

In this week’s awful news, we have a troubling story of a Canton pizza delivery driver who was kidnapped, robbed, and raped as she made her delivery rounds on Monday evening. Reports say a female pizza delivery person was robbed at gunpoint by two men, then placed in the trunk of her delivery vehicle and…

Fox 8 Writes Touching Obituary for Blackie, Cleveland Zoo’s Oldest Hippo

Blackie the hippo passed away on Monday. He was 59. Fox 8’s Jessica Dabrowski has penned a humble and heartwarming commemoration of the life and legacy of North America’s oldest hippo, Blackie, who, until yesterday, took up residence at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. In the obituary, Dabrowski writes of Blackie’s arrival to Cleveland in 1959,…

Haslam Pens Uninspiring Letter, ESPN Analyst Says Browns Sitting Pretty

Here’s Browns’ owner Jimmy Haslam’s letter to season ticket holders, published on WFNY this morning: All that gratitude and reassurance goes a long way, Jimmy, so thanks for taking the time. We’re delighted that you think the vacancy is so attractive. I mean it’s almost endearing that you maintain that view when just about every…

Cellar Door Rendezvous 2014 Announced

The next incarnation of the now-beloved Cellar Door Rendezvous is set for March 14-15 at the Beachland Ballroom and Tavern. The lineup is robust, proving once again that Cellar Door is gainfully plugged into the main nerve of Cleveland’s buzzing music community. If you want to catch some of Cleveland’s best bands in one place…

Could Cleveland Really Be the Next Mars? You Bet!

About a month ago, Slate economics blogger Matthew Yglesias wrote a piece suggesting that Silicon Valley’s major techno-corporate entities should migrate en masse to Cleveland — Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, Farmers Only, the whole gang. Northeast Ohio could be the “Next Silicon Valley,” he opined, largely because of available housing stock and a populace who’d…

Warehouse District Development Will Open Up Secret Courtyard of Mystery

ERIC SANDY/SCENE The secret courtyard of mystery doesn’t look like much in the dead of winter, but it attracts curiosity throughout the year. Outside of the ocean of parking spaces, the Warehouse District is bursting at the seams with residential and commercial development these days. Hell, there are even plans in the works to convert…

Savage Love: Quickies

Dear Dan — I had an odd bit of awkwardness over the holidays. One of my wife’s nephews recently came out as gay, which is no problem at all for us, but it created friction in his immediate family. We were at a big extended-family dinner together, and after we sat down, I made a…

Your Complete Guide to Cleveland Concerts (January 16 – 22)

THURSDAY JAN 16 Bad Boys Jam: 9 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Cleveland Foodbank Benefit with the Grace Sturmberg Band/Oldboy: 8:30 p.m., $5. Beachland Ballroom. Chris Hatton (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Hillbilly Idol/Rebekah Jean/Chartreuse: 6:30 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Jam Night with Tower City Blues: 8:30 p.m. Grillers Pub. Joe Lovano and Kenny…

Band of the Week: Stems

Meet the Band: Justin Seeker (guitars, vocals), Joel McAdams (guitar, vocals), Joshua Weiss (drums, vocals) and Michael Voris (bass) Party People: Bassist Michael Voris knew singer Justin Seeker for 10 years before the band formed about 2 1/2 years ago. “We formed to play a skate ramp party in Kent,” says Voris. “We were having…

The Cleveland Craft Beer Report

A new year means new opportunities. No matter what personal goals have been set for 2014, every craft beer drinker should make a “New Beer Resolution” to ensure that the next 12 months include as many tasty new brews as possible. Whether one strives to sample more brands or styles of beer, support local breweries…

Film Spotlight: The Square

The images of political revolution at Cairo’s Tahrir Square have been well documented since the events leading up to President Hosni Mubarak’s resignation in early 2011. In The Square, which screens at 9:25 p.m. on Friday and at 7:40 p.m. on Saturday at the Cleveland Institute of Art Cinematheque, documentary Director Jehane Noujaim, who grew…

Film Review of the Week: Fateful Findings

Much like Troll 2 or Birdemic, writer-director Neil Breen’s new film, Fateful Findings, is so bad, it’s good. Or something like that. Plenty of movies feature the same kind of primitive, low-budget production and amateur acting. But what distinguishes Fateful Findings, which screens at midnight on Saturday at the Capitol Theatre, is its storyline. The…

Regional Beat: Johnny Habu and the Rebel Salmon

Johnny Habu & the Rebel Salmon Sababa! (Rebel Salmon Records) facebook.com/johnnyhabu Not sure why Johnny Habu decided to kick off his latest disc with “Tuning,” a droning song that sounds a bit like a dying elephant. Thankfully, the rest of the disc isn’t as dissonant. The music here aspires to be something like the gypsy…


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